All about Dean

This is a post all about dean.
Apparantly I need to write less about myself and more about Dean. Which makes sense to write about Dean in my Blog

First as I look at Dean across the table from me in Win32 I am reminded of pureed goat skin(fur still on) bleached and then sun dried. Then that mess is stapled to a degrading cristmas tree with no needles instead of needles it has slimy peanut shells.

His hair looks like if you took all the fibers off the end of a broom and then put them on someones head and then vomited on the persons head and after that broke an egg on the vomity mess

His voice makes me think that he is talking through a butt that has herpes.

His personality is that of a rock in a cave by a boar. So that not only is it dumb and smelly but it's also what the boar rubs it's bum on.

His eyes are as clear, peircing and blue as a glacier. So that makes him sexy

To wrap this up Dean is a sexy beast and I want to shag him like the rug in my bathroom