Updating in C++

Oh man I only update this blog in c++ cause it kills my brain attention.

Rose told me that I was looking alittle more toned. Which is awsome. I'm gonna know that I have reached the pinnacle of my strength and have achieved my muscle mass goals when I can turn dean into a pretzel. This shall be an intresting day and of course after I twist him I will cover him with egg and then sprinkle salt on him then I will bake him in an oven till he is golden brown, delicious and chewy.

Shane Normal Harald Brandon

I went to do a google image search of my full name Which is Shane Norman Harald Brandon. By mistake I put in Shane Normal Harald Brandon but that did not return any results am I to understand that I am not normal and this is googles way of telling me I am weird? I Guess so. I am offended google

Young Robert Deniro

My brother looks like a young Robert Deniro or thats what I think. Everyone keeps telling me that I look like him too but I think thats only because we are brothers. I kid you not Travis and young Robert Deniro are the same person!

And now a haiku

glasses on his face

a shirt of green placed around
dean is the sexy

All about Dean

This is a post all about dean.
Apparantly I need to write less about myself and more about Dean. Which makes sense to write about Dean in my Blog

First as I look at Dean across the table from me in Win32 I am reminded of pureed goat skin(fur still on) bleached and then sun dried. Then that mess is stapled to a degrading cristmas tree with no needles instead of needles it has slimy peanut shells.

His hair looks like if you took all the fibers off the end of a broom and then put them on someones head and then vomited on the persons head and after that broke an egg on the vomity mess

His voice makes me think that he is talking through a butt that has herpes.

His personality is that of a rock in a cave by a boar. So that not only is it dumb and smelly but it's also what the boar rubs it's bum on.

His eyes are as clear, peircing and blue as a glacier. So that makes him sexy

To wrap this up Dean is a sexy beast and I want to shag him like the rug in my bathroom

Well at least I got 9 hrs of sleep

Rose went to work today at 6:30 I went back to bed to sleep for 2 more hours. I set my alarm for 8:30 but when I awoke it was 9:29 and I have the vaguest memory of waking up and turning off my alarm and going back to sleep. So I rushed to shower dress etc by the time I was ready to go it was 9:41. So I figured the bus would be faster and I went to catch it. Guess what happened next? the bus was late OMG who could have guessed. So I lost 12 mins or so waiting so I decided to start walking but then it came So finally I was going to get going. Guess what happened then? Every single bus stopped we past we had to stop at. I hate that so very much. So when I jump off the bus to catch the 27 I see it zooming by and then The 25 didn't come till I was almost at fanshawe anyways. Now I had no idea we had started having to apologize if we came to class late for c++ so to make my horrible morning worst I was embarressed infront of my peers. That was my morning it sucked now I will get over it

Tooth Ache

HEY SOMEONE!
RIP THIS TOOTH OUT OF MY HEAD FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!

One of my teeth has infected pulp which is very painful here is a diagram of how this happened

The white is enamel, the yellow is dentyne, the red is pulp, and the green is bacteria acidic crap.

So what happens is the bacteria slowly eats through the enamel because the enamel is so tough. But once it gets past the enamel the dentyne is alot softer so it just goes nuts inside they and starts rotting things much quicker. then once it reaches the pulp which has nerves and blood etc it infects it so that the nervers react like crazy gypsies and start hurting alot

So if at any point I seem crabby forgive me please I am in major pain. OMG I just looked up root canals they are the coolest things EVER! here have a look http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_canal

Thats one of my options the other is extraction AKA RIPPING THE FRIGGEN THING OUT OF MY FACE

if you care to know how it's done go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraction_(dental)

now wasn't that interesting? you hopefully learned something today. Well everyone peace and chicken grease

C++ attention span

Man I almost held it together.... So close! but after the break I was falling behind so I started installing oracle then I looked at comics and now I have no clue whats going on ahh say la V (hehe clever eh?)

P.S emily was not in class. My guess? ---HUNG OVER---

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