Stupid Shane things

I've done 98 out of 150 stupid things
Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (ask me mwahaha)
(x) Drank Alcohol

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (flies and lots of em)

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel (how is this stupid)

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up (been in more dresses than i would like to divulge)

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood (gee i must be the only one)

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School (hit a kid in the back of the head)
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight (like a handi capper)

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime (does seeing urself do it count haha j/ks)
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (just the other day)

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying


Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (no but i have been by a chameleon)

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins..

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube (popsicle)
(x) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about (every night with rosemarie)

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (no i hate them i never watch em)

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (in my life yes)
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail (I had a messed childhood)

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (saw a strangers butt yesterday...)
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (lol dean)
( ) French Braided Someones Hair (omg dean had this X'd lolz)
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity (i have more cavity then teeth)
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

Level 32
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (paintball?)
(x) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

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*--WARNING THE FOLLOWING IS COMPLETE RAMBLINGS FROM 2:00 IN THE MORNING--*

Time has a very interesting effect. As a quick aside I don't like people making a big deal of "time" there is no such thing as time. Time is a unit of measurment that people have given to seperate actions.

Anyways

I was just examining my life and the way things play out. I'm 19 years old, I live with my fiancee, I'm half way through college, I own alot of stuff. Going into business for myself, getting married and having kids doesn't feel so far off. But as my memory seems to think last week I was sitting in my parents backyard making mud villages and infact yesterday I remeber as my first day of grade 9. There are people my age still living at home. I seem to have a very straight path lined up for myself, what exactly I am going to do is beyond me but I know I must keep pushing forward because I have an entire world to effect and only a limited time to do it. Ever since I was young I told myself I was not going to be a nobody, I want to be unique. Well as far as I know I am pretty unique or so my friends tell me haha. Though I don't feel I come off exactly as I wish I did. Though no one else does either. Scary thought if everyone knew exactly who you were. There are sides to everyone we don't know. Whether it's the pure joy they get from doing something for someone else. Or the muderous rage they feel towards an obnoxious guy on the bus. It's a very good thing people can't read mines cause then everyone would hate one another. Depending on the time you could pry open my head and find some very comforting/disgusting thoughts. I admire everyone alot more then I ever let on. It's intresting I have thought so many things about people that if they heard it they would be very touched that I had thought such things but our social situations keep me from expressing it. I guess it just keeps out the extremes it stops me from giving the nicest compliments but also from being a prick.

Speaking of that

When did I become such a conceded jerk?
I still can't get over how cocky I am. It came up awhile ago I over heard someone say to someone else while we were playing dota "You hate it when shane is cocky but your doing it right now" I was pretty offended initialy but then I asked around and got thinking and I realized wow they are right. My hypothisis of where this started is my father. My father used to sit me down when he was smashed and for hours would belittle me about how much of a failure I was, yadda yadda I became depressed yadda yadda and when I came out of my depression I acted cocky to compensate for my insecurities and the insecurities faded and the cockyness stayed. I have a deep fear of not being able to do simple tasks. lol like type at a keyboard. anyways it booted me out of my thought process so I'm done now ta ta.

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